Saturday, September 19, 2009

Moving Toilet Bowl Cleaner @ CLub Brown South!

A few weeks ago a report from our on scene inspector indicated a problem with unknown leaking fluids in the front bathroom. A troubleshooting crew was dispatched and determined that a bottle of shampoo had split and leaked. The offender was removed and the mess promptly remediated. Quality control (Denise) checked the situation a few days later and reported all to be in order.

Upon a reinspection a strange residue was reported in the same general area. A member (Scott) specially trained in hazmat/biohazards (and with a lot of initials behind his name!) responded and reported some interesting findings. There appears to be an unidentified residue on the bathroom floor area, accompanied by several unidentified species of insects. Our specially trained first responder stated that, in his professional opinion, the residue was a result of the bugs .....eeeeeeeeewwwwwww! Also in all of his years of proffesional experience in the Florida environment he had never encountered this particular species of unidentified insect. Upon closer examination he discovered a leaking bottle of toilet bowl cleaner cover with "black spots" and when he touched one of the "spots"........ IT MOVED!!!! YIKES. At this point, unsure of what he was dealing with, he bailed..........(that was part of his special training??). Management then called in additional reinforcements with a higher level of  expertiese, equipment and knowledge to identify and exterminate the problem.
Reinspection is due shortly and we will keep you up to date!

Dog Lover Award Postponed

The recent meeting to determine "Dog Lover of the Year" award resulted in no action and the decision was tabled for a future date. Although there were 3 nominees, those in attendance felt each of the three had some charecteristic which would prevent them from confirming that person. By unanamous action of all present, the Award was postponed until such time that one of the nominees could convince (read $$$) other members of thier worthiness.
We will be following this story and keep you up to date on all of the details!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

IMPORTANT MEETING ANNOUNCEMENT

There will be a special meeting open to any and all CLub members. The purpose of the meeting will be to nominate and vote for the "Dog Lover of the Year" award. As you all know this is a new, but prestigous award, accompanied by a large monetary prize and you will want your voice to be heard. Please plan to attend!

Looks like Dave need to do a little pool work!
Only members in attendance will be allowed to vote. No proxie votes will be accepted. No crybabying will be allowed. Decision of the judges is final